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  • GIRL- i cheated . . . . . . . . . . Boy: So wat, Do you think i love you? I was also cheating you for past 2 yrs. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . She shouted and said:.....Kamine I was talking about examss is baar to boy ka popat ho gaya :o :o :o :3 :3 :3 >:o >:o >:o :-P :-P:-D...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Student: Sir Gandhi Ji Ke Sar Pe Baal kyon Nahi The? Sir: Intelligent Logo Ki Nishani Hai, Student: Han Tabi To Ladkion Ke Itne Lambe Baal Hote Hain
    • 9 years ago



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  • Apni Girl:" friend Ke Sath Date Pe Ho, . . Par Chahte Ho Ki Khaane Peene Mein Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho To Us Se Puchho . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . “Kya Khaayegi Moti.. ?? . . Thodi Si Gaaliyan Milengi Par Kasam Se Paise Zaroor Bach Jayenge...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ap sochte honge hm phone pe bat nhi krte, or sms zyda krte h Q? qki HUM CENTER FRESH khte h CENTER FRESH Jubn pr lagm lagti h Hath pe nhi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that is not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop
    • 9 years ago



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  • KARINA aur KATRINA dono hi 1 jaisi aur gori hai,Q? Socho! Socho! Nhi pata na? . . . Qki dono ke naam me RIN ata hai. RIN de chamkane vali safedi...
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक बार पप्पू की गर्लफ्रेंड ने उसे फ़ोन किया और उससे बोली, " हेल्लो जानू, मैं कल तुमसे मिलने नहीं आ सकती।" पप्पू: पर क्यों? गर्लफ्रेंड: बस कुछ ज़रूरी काम है। पप्पू: ओह! चलो कोई बात नहीं तो फिर मैं तुम्हारा गिफ्ट किसी और को दे देता हूं। गर्लफ्रेंड: जानू मेरा मतलब था, मैं कल नहीं आ सकती इसीलिए क्या हम आज मिल सकते हैं?
    • 9 years ago



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  • વરસાદ:cloud_rain: પડે તો મોર :feet:આવે છે.
    દરવાજા:shinto_shrine: ખુલ્લા હોય તો ચોર:runner:આવે છે.
    મેસેજ:envelope_with_arrow: થાય છે સાવ મફત મા
    તોય લોકો:man::man::girl::boy: ને કરતા જોર આવે છે……
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    અહિં કવિ પાસે જીઓનું સિમ આવ્યુ છે એટલે હોશિયારી કરે છે
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Kavi Jokes , Gujarati Jokes , Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes
  • Girl:-Itne sare khilaadi ek football, ko laat kyo maar rahe hai? Boy:-Gol karne k liye. Girl:-Pagal hai... Football ko or kitni gol banayenge...
    • 9 years ago



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  • After Accident: American: Its Fine Man British: I Am So Sorry Australia: No Worries Dude Germany: Are You Oĸay? . . . . . India: Andha Hai Kya Saaley Dhakkan Kis Tarha Chala Raha Hai, Akkal Ke Dushman Saale, Tere Baap Ka Road Hai Kya, Bahar Nikal Dekh Teri Kaise Bajata Hun ! AWESOME
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladki Agar Apni Marzi Se De To Pyaar. Agar Dost Dilwa De To Uphar. Ghar Wale Dilwaye To Sanskar. Aur Hum Apne Aap Le Le To Balaatkar.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Everyone Mst Read 1 Sachhi Ghatna :- Jise Soch Kar Insan Ki Ruh Tak Kaanp Jaayegi Magar Zalimo K Hath Tak Nahi Kaanpe Dehradun Me 17 Sal Ki Masoom Ladki, Jisne Abhi 12th Pass Kiya Tha Aur Abhi Jo Din Uske Enjoy Karne K The . Uske Sage Baap Or Bhai Ne Behla Fusla Kr . . Usse Engineering Ka Form Bharwa Diya..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke, Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai. Wife: Woh Kya? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho Ki Saza, Jeete Jee Hi Mil Gayi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • No Body Cant Beat This. Santa Kabhi Kabhi Sochta Hai Ki. Agar Mai "Boring" Hun. Toh Fir, Mere Muh Se Pani Kyu Nahi Aata...!!:-
    • 9 years ago



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  • ?4 Saal lagte hain ek insaan ko engineer ban-ne mein... . . . . . . . . . . . .Phir Chahay saari zindgi laga lo... . . . . . . . . . . . Wo wapas insaan nahi ban sakta...
    • 9 years ago



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  • पलकों को कभी हमने भिगोए ही नहीं, वो सोचते हैं की हम कभी रोये ही नहीं, वो पूछते हैं कि ख्वाबो में किसे देखते हो? और हम हैं की उनकी यादो में सोए ही नहीं!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kya re chikne sms hafta nahi bhej rela hai, Apun ko pta hai tere pas sms ka Bahut sara mal pdela hai, Chal time khoti mat kar 5 khoke sms bhej jaldi
    • 9 years ago



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  • bhagwan shiv tapsya se khush hoker bole beta tujhe kya chahiye. . . .? prabhu mujhe dj system dedo. . . . abe dj system hota to main damru kyo bajata...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hasi Ke Nagme Gaate Raho, Waqt Nikal Kar Muskurate Raho, Jindgi Kab Deti Hai Mauka Baar-baar, Mauka Dhundo Aur Khil Khilate Raho..
    • 9 years ago



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