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  • Santa Banta Aur Pappu Picnic ParGaye Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya Ke Pepsi To Ghar Bhool Gaye, . Decide Kiya Ke Pappu Ja Kar Pepsi Le Aaye, . Pappu:- Main Is Shart Par JaungaKi Tum Mere Aane Tak Samose Nhi Khaoge... . Dono Ne Kaha Theek Hai, 1 Din Guzar Gaya Pappu Nhi Aaya,2 Din GuzarGaye 2no Ne Socha KeAb Samose Kha Lene Chahiye, Dono Ne Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya... Pappu Ped Ke Peche Se Nikal Ke Bola... . Aise Karoge To Main Nhi Jaonga..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa 1st time plane par baitha, jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha, santa pilot ko maarne laga. or bola:main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar raha hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa banta jokes in hindi Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab kya hota hai? Banta santa se: nahi pata. Santa banta se: Are aaj kal har jagah MBA ki dhoom machi hai. banta: bata phir. Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab "Mai Bhi Anna"
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. Sales man: plain main dikhau. Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai, Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apni Biwi Ko Maar Raha Tha... Ek aadmi Ne Pocha Kyu Maar Rahe Ho..? Santa: Doctor Ne Kaha Hai . Isko Dawai Koot Ke Deni Hai.. Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Daru Pee Ke Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kanpne Ki Vajah Se Tala Nahi Khula, Banta- Mai Khol Du, Santa- Mai Khol Lunga, Tu Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala Bahut Hil Raha Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa 500 Ke Note Pe Likha Number Dial Kar Rha Tha, Banta: Ye Tum Kya Kar Rhe Ho..? Santa: Yaar Main Dekh Rha Hoon Gandhi Ji To Chale Gye Par Unka Mobile Kise Ke Paas Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Ye Chaku Kyu Ubaal Rahe Ho.? Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye! Banta: To Fir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai.? Santa: Kahi Infection Na Ho Jaye!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne Achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha? . Sabar se kam lo beta,Mai Doctor nhi, "YAMRAJ" hun,,;->:-
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao! Wife: Kyu? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai ki, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sign of Changing Times: Santa to Pappu: Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Pappu: No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta in Exam Hall:"Oye extra pen hai kya" ?? . . . . Banta: "Ek hi hai" . . Santa: "Abe Ek hi chahiye"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: CHADDI lelo CHADDI.. Girl: Tumhe sharm nhi aati, kya gande shabd bol rahe ho, koi dusre naam se kehte . . . Santa: OK! POND ke KHOL lelo, POND ke KHOL!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Punjab Police ka jalwa... Santa Taalaab me nanga naha raha tha.. Police-Chal oye baahar aakar kapde pehen le teri Talaashi leni hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta ne bled se grlfrnd ka naam apne haath par likha Aur 5min baad jor jor se rone laga, Uska dost: Q ro rahe ho? Santa:Abey,purani wali ka likh dia.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : School male hai ki female....? Banta : Pata nahi yaar usme ghanta bhi hota hai aur periods bhi Bhaut confusing hai...
    • 10 years ago



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