Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: Mera ghar itna bada hai ki usme local train chalti hai. Banta: Yeh to kuchh bhi nahi hai, mera ghar itna bada hai ki agar ek se dusre kone chale jaao to roaming lagti hai.

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Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu.

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Santa: meri bivi muje chod ke chali gayi. Banta: pakka tu uska khayal nahi rakha hoga. Santa: are yaar...... Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko!

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santa kisi ladki ke ghar rista le kar gaye ladki ke maa baap bole humari beti abhi padh rahi H. Santa koi baat nahi hum 1ghante baad aa jayenge...

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Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent. Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?” Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir, I Would Immediately Start Investigation.“ -

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Santa apni bhabhi ko bahut maar raha tha, Logo ne pucha:" kya hua santa..??? Santa bola:" meri bhabhi acchi aurat nahi hai, . . Logo ne pucha:" kyu kya hua..??? Santa bola:" yaar mere dost mobile pe baat karte hai, jis se bhi pucho:" kis se baat kar rahe ho..??? . . sab bolte hein:" . . . . . "TERI BHABHI SE...

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Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati... Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya... . . Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey... Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola... "kidhar..?? . . . . . . . . mai to biscuit lene aaya hu... yogiRaj

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Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha, uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai

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Santa Class Me Has Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaND UP Koun Ho Tum?? Santa:Tum Koun Ho? Ladki: Mai MONITOR Hun. Santa: Ha.ha.. TeRE Din Gaye pagli ab laptop or LCD ka zamana hai.

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Banta- Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka? Santa- Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai....

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Malkin Ne Rajpal Yadav Se Kaha- Dekho Rajpal Jab Bhi Tumhe,
Kisi Room Mein Jana Ho To Pehle Darwaja Kharkata Liya Karo.
Kya Pata Mein Kiss Haal Mein Hu.
Rajpal: Mujhe Darwaja Khatkatane Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti.
Mein Pehle Kahi Gharo Mein Kaam Kar Chukka Hu,
Eye Hol Se Sab Kuch Dekhkar Hi Ander Aata Hu.
:sunflower::sunflower::rose::rose::hibiscus::rose::rose::sunflower::sunflower:

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Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater. Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax. Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!

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Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera Hath Kat Gaya. Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai. Santa: Abey Chup Baith. Wo Dekh Uska Gala Kat Gaya, Fir Bhi Chup-Chaap Pada Hai.!

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Banta Apne GF se….. ! ! Banta: Can I kiss you? GF: NO ! ! Banta: Plzzzzz…. GF: Ok but don’t tell Anybody ! ! ! Santa: Ooooo, Fir kya fayda. tuhi rakhle nai chahiye..:D

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Santa English K Paper Me Fail Ho Gaya Translation Ki Wajah Se.. 1.main Ek Aam Aadmi Hoon. - I M A Mango Man. 2.mujhe English Aati Hai. ... English Comes To Me. 3.mera Taluq Haripur Hazara Se Hai. I Blong 2 Greenpur Thousanda. 4.sadak Par Goliyan Chal Rahi Hai. Tablets Are Walking On The Road.

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Santa: pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga. . Banta: fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo

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Daku bank lutne gaye.. gun ghar me bhul gaye fir bhi bank lut lia kaise? bank manager santa tha, bola: koi baat nai i trust u, gun muje kal dikha dena.

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संता अपने खेतों पर गया हुआ था। वहां कुंए की जगत पर बैठे एक मेंढ़क से उसकी बहस हो गई। मेंढ़क – तुम्हारे पास दिमाग नहीं है । संता – है । मेंढ़क – नहीं है । संता – है । मेंढ़क – नहीं है, नहीं है, नहीं है ….. और इतना कहकर मेंढ़क कुंए में कूदगया । संता – अरे नहीं है तो नहीं है परइसमें खुदकुशी करने वाली क्या बात थी ……

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Santa Dials a Number.. A girl received Santa: Hello Kaun? Girl: Main Seeta Santa: O teri!! Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya.. Sorry “MAATE”..!!

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Santa: Banta Bhai Aj Hum Log Tab Tak Piyenge Jab Tak Samne Vale Ped 3 Ke 6 Nahi Dikhte?? Waiter: Bus Karo Salo Smne 1 Hi Ped Hai..ab Kya Pura Jungle Banaoge

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