Santa Banta Jokes

Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai". Oh ho santa

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Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U Ab Tum Muje Bolo Girl:Me Abi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai H thoko like

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Santa:-shadi me dulhe ke saath barati kyo jaate? . . . Banta:-bado ka kahna hai ki khushi me kisi ke saath jayo na jayo , per musibat me jarur jana chahiye.

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Banta;"Santa Paji Mai Tumse Ek SawaL Pu6u.. Santa;"Pu6o Banta Paji.. Banta;-AkaL Badi Ya Bhais Badi. Santa;-Par Date Of Birth To Batao..

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Santa: Shirt Ke Liye Kapde Dikhaiye Salesman: Plan Mein Dikhau Santa: Nahi" Helicopter Mein Dikha Saale Bandar Ki aulad.. Sardar Hoon To Mazaak Udata Hai Waris ali*

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Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai

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Maine Ek Naya Drink Bnaya H. Yeh Dudh, Gulocose Aur Sharab Ko Mix Karke Bana H. Dudh Aapko Shakti Deta H, Glucose Apme Furtilapan Lata H. Aur Sharab….? Sharab Tumhe Yeh Btati H Ki Tumhe Apni Shakti Aur Furti Kaha Paryog Karni H.

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Santa: Kaam wali Shanti ko bulao...! . . . . . . . . . . . Wife: Kyun? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, . . . . . . Raat mein dawa khane ke baad Shanti ke saath so jaana..:P

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Santa ek din school se ghar ja rha tha, raste me use ek 500 ko not mila ,usne not utha kr socha ese ghar le jane se achha hai mai ese yahi chhupa deta hu mere kl ke kharch ke kam aayega usne 5oo ke not ko ek ped ke niche jamin me khod kr gda diya or ek bord bnd kr usme likha"maine yaha paise nhi chhupaya hai"

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Teacher-santa,agar samundar me nimbu kaa ped ho to nimbu kaise todoge. santa-chidiya bankar. Teacher-insaan ko chidiya tumhara baap banayga? Santa-samundar me ped aapka baap banayga.

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Santa Singh was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. He replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.” The officer then asked, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?” The man replied, “Sir, that would be my wife.”

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Santa Sending Msg to all Frnd "My Mob Num is change" Pehale NOKIA tha Now I Have SAMSUNG So Plz Call n sms me on My New Num thnks

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SANTA- Driver Bhai bus Aahista Chalao, Jhatke lag rahey he? Driver- Bhai Gaadi to Abhi chali kaha hai, tum to kisi ki GODI me baithe ho

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संता को सपने में लड़की ने चप्पल से मारा। अगले 2 दिनों तक संता अपने बैंक नहीं गया, क्योंकि वहां लिखा था- हम आपके सपने को हकीकत में बदलते हैं।

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Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki Talaashi Leni Hai, Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak Saamagri Hai..? Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai, Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!

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Pappu: What's the difference between Confidence and Confidential? Santa: u r my son I'm Confident. ur friend is also my son, that's Confidential.

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History ke teacher ne pucha kalidas ka ek bhai jhuta banata tha. Uska naam kya tha? Santa ne bahut socha aur jawab me bola Adidas

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Santa Ji apko logo ne kyo Mara? Santa: are Yar Meri Photo bus Me Gir Gyi thi Maine kha Madam Zara Sari upar kijiye Photo Leni hai bas...

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Santa ki loutri lagi aur Woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se bola... Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to tum kya karogi. Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chhod dhungi. Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal yaha se.

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Santa ne Banta ki beti ka Rishta manga. Banta ne santa ko bahut mara Mar kha ke santa Utha kapde jhadk bola To phir me Inkar samjhun.

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