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  • Santa: Give Me An Idea To Become Poor Banta: Make A Hindi Film With Himesh As Hero .. Santa: I Asked Idea To Become Poor Not A Beggar .. ;->
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Papa aaj meri Girlfriend ki birhday he. Use kya du..? Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai? Santa:Mast hai.. Papa:Mera mobile number de de!
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता टीचर - जब बिजली कड़कती है तो चमक पहले दिखाई देती है और आवाज बाद में सुनाई देती है … क्यों ? . . . बंता स्टूडेंट - क्योंकि हमारी आँखें आगे हैं और कान पीछे … !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole - 'VAR MANGO VATS' Santa - prabhu ! Jaisa aap soch rhe hai me vaisa nhi hu... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE :-
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता- अरे यार ये मोबाइल तो मुझे कंगाल कर देगा। बंता- क्यों? संता- बार-बार दिखाता है बैटरी लो, अब तक 50 बैटरी बदल चुका हूं।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Interviewer - Aapko, Kitne Saalo Ka Experience Hai.???? . . . Santa - Sir, Maine Kabhi Saalo Ko Try Nahi Kiya, Lekin Mujhe 2 Saaliyo Ka Experience Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
    • 10 years ago



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  • anta : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? Banta: All False. Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
    • 10 years ago



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  • Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se Mere mobile se meri gf ka no:le liya. Banta: fir kya hua..? Santa: Bewakoof kal raat se Apni bahen ko Romantic msgs bhej raha hai. ha ha ha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA ~Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho ise,..? BANTA ~abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR-WYAAR k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta:how did u got a new car? Santa:A girl drove me to a beach, took her cloth & and said: take what do u want & i took car banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Kasai Chicken Kabab Bectha Tha. Weh Milawat Ke Iljam Mein Pakda Gaya. Adalat Mein Usne Qabul Kiya Ki Weh Murge Ke Meet Mein Kisi Aur Ka Meet Milata Tha. Judge : Aur Kis Chij Ka Meet ? Kasai: Kutte Ka Hujur. Judge: Kitni Milawat Karte The. Kasai: Barabar Ki Judge: Kya Matlab? Kasai: Ek Murga, Ek Kutta
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? . . . . . . . O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
    • 10 years ago



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