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  • Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota? Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar, Hume Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- ab bukhar ka kya haal hai? . Banta:-bukhar to toot gaya, per kamar me dard hai. . Santa:-ghabrayo mat bhagwan kare, vo bhi jald hi toot jaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 d first time introducing intelligent santa.. Santa: ye kela kitne ka hain? Salesman: Rs 1 Santa:60ps mein dega. slsman:60ps mein sirf chilka dunga. Santa:le 40ps, kela de
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta:Agar biwi k baap ko Sasur kehte hain To, Girlfriend k baap ko kya kahenge??? Bnta:Agar shadi k liye haa kar de To SASUR nhi to "ASUR"... :-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 chor Santa , Golu aur Pappu ... police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me chup gaye. Police wale ne pehle bori par lat maari. Santa bola: bow bow.. Police wala: Isme kutta hai. Fir dusri bori par lat mari.. Golu bola: meow meow... Policewala: Isme billi hai... Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi awaaz nahi aayi. Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi awaaz nahi aayi fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad Pappu zor se bola: Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • :: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi :: Santa2Banta: SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !! Banta: Wo Kya? Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता अपने खेतों पर गया हुआ था। वहां कुंए की जगत पर बैठे एक मेंढ़क से उसकी बहस हो गई। मेंढ़क – तुम्हारे पास दिमाग नहीं है । संता – है । मेंढ़क – नहीं है । संता – है । मेंढ़क – नहीं है, नहीं है, नहीं है ….. और इतना कहकर मेंढ़क कुंए में कूदगया । संता – अरे नहीं है तो नहीं है परइसमें खुदकुशी करने वाली क्या बात थी ……
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha. Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Santa:Expiry Date dekh raha hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha, Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha. Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua? Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai? Dost: 6 Hafte Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale, Yeh Tune Kya Kiya? Puri Baat To Sunta, 6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha. Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga. Banta: Haan! Aur Gadha to Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Sabha Mein Ek Padre Ne Kaha – Mujhe Pata H Ki Iss Sabha Mein Ek Aadmi Aisa H Jo Kisi Dusre Aadmi Ki Sarti Ke Sath Sota H. Agar Usne Daanpatar Mein 100/- Na Dale To Mein Uska Naam Sabko Bata Dunga.
    Baad Mein Dekhne Par Malum Padha Ki Danpatar Bilkul Bhara Hua H.
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati hai BANTA: Kyu nai jayegi Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa aur banta football match dekhne jate hai santa : ye log idhar udhar kyu bhag rahe hai banta : goal karne ke liye santa : are vo to pehle se he gol hai aur kitna gol karenge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hain, . . Angrez:- Wow ! Wo Kya Hai... ? . . . . . . . Santa:- SURAAKH.
    • 10 years ago



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