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Santa:- Bhaaji, tusi banglabada vadhiya banaya hai, par bathroom me bath tub bahut chota hai.
Banta:- Oye, tu fir se FLUSH me naha aya.
10 years ago
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Zinda hu magar zindgi se dur hu mein.Aaj kyo is kadar mujboor hu mein.Bina jurm ke hh saza mili mujhe.Kisse kahun ke bekasur hun mein.
10 years ago
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Love Romantic SMS
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The answers you seek never come when the mind is busy, they come when the mind is still.
Sweet Dreams! Good Night!
10 years ago
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Good Night SMS
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Wife: Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitab hoon.
Husband: Yahi to afsos hai.
Calendar hoti to har saal change to kar leta!
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Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down
10 years ago
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Yuhin Nahi Rota Koi Ishq Mein,,,,,
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Jise Khud Se Badh Kar Chaaho,,,,,
Wo Rulaata Zarur Hain....
10 years ago
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Ek Dost humne banaya, Socha na tha ki kya humne paya,
Tere sang jo chale do kadam....
to Jana ki tohfa khuda ne ek hume dilaya
10 years ago
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