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  • Padosi : Yar tere ghar se Hamesha Hasne ki Awaz ati hai Khushi ka Raaz kya hai? . . . . Husb:Meri Biwi mujhe jute marti hai,Lag jay to wo hasti hai,Na lage to main hasta hun...
    • 10 years ago



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  • कटप्पा ने बाहुबली को क्यों मारा .. इसका जवाब शायद आपको बाबुबलि पार्ट- २ मे मिल जाएगा.. मगर... जानवरो के बीच रहकर पले बढे मोगली के लिए चड्डी कौन सप्लाई करता है ये कभी नही जान पाएंगे..।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pati Kaam Se Ghar Jaldi Aa Gaya, Patni Ne Ye Dekha To Gabra Kar Premi Ko Powder Laga Kar, Kone Mein Murti Ki Tarah Khada Kar Diya Pati Kamre Mein Aya To Usne Moorti Dekhi Aur Pucha Pati: “Ye Kya Hai?” Patni Muskurate Hue Boli: “Ji Ye Murti Gupta Ji Ne Di Hai.” Pati Kuch Na Bola, Aur Kaam Kaaj Mein Vyast Ho Gaya Aadhi Raat Ko Uth Kar Murti Ke Aage Sandwich Rakh Kar Bola. Pati: “Kha Lo Gupta Ji, Parson Main Bhi Tumhare Ghar Saari Raat Aise Hi Khada Raha Kisi Ne Pani Tak Bhi Nahi Puchha Tha“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe? Sardar-samjh me nhi aya masterji. Mster-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha? Sardar-sabji..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: agar wo meri nahi huyi to main use kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga!!Friends: Aur agar teri ho gayi to sabki hone dega??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dekh tere Sansaar ki haalat Kya ho gayi Bhagwan kitna BADAL GAYA INSAAN. NA KOI SMS, NA KOI CALL, Hum Bhi He Hairaan, Kaise BUSY HUYE SHAITAAN.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pani Me Gira Rumal To RumalGeela Hai, Aasman Me Dekha To Aasman BhiNeela Hai, Muhabbat To Sab Karte Hai, Par Me Karu To Sala Character DheelaHai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • ये जो तुम अपनी गर्लफ्रेँड के सामने अपने दोस्तोँ के फोन इग्नोर करते हो न! . ईसे ही कमीनापन कहा गया था। . . शास्त्रो मेँ नहीँ लिखा! हम बता रहेँ है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Major ne Bank se Loan le kar Car liya lekin Loan wapas na de saka. Bank waley Car le gaye. Major:Pehle pata hota toh Shaadi bi Bank se Loan le kar kartata.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl to boy: jub tumhe meri yaad aati he to tum kya karte ho.....?? . Boy: me tumhari pasand ki chocolate kha leta ho.... aur tum kya krti ho.....??? . . . . Girl: mai bhi 2 choti gold flake pee leti hoon......
    • 10 years ago



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  • I am feeling so happy, Do you know why? coz i m so lucky, Do you know how? coz God loves me. Do you know how? coz he gave me a gift. Do you know what? Its YOU.. !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • ANNA HAZARE
    Ko Dekh Kr 4Yrs Ka Bacha Bola!

    Koi Inhe Rok Lo!
    Nhi To Meri HISTRY Me 1 Chpter Or Add Ho Jayga

    "Bawaal Ye Kr K Jayenge, Saala Sawal Humse Pucha Jaega.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बार जीजा - साली में सेटिंग हो गई , साली भी शादी शुदा थी ,
    जीजा बोला - जानू मुझे तुम्हारे साथ अधिक मजा आता है।
    साली बोली - मेरे पति तो कहते है की उनको दीदी के साथ ज्यादा मजा आता है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bunty: Kya Tumhe SUNNY DEOL Ka No Pata Hai? Vicky: Nahi Pata Q Kya Hua? Banty: Bus Vo Ghar K Bhar Handpump Hai Use Ukhadna Hai?.:) … K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo Kaun Sa Cheej Hai Jo Ham Jeebh Se Chat Te Haìn To White Malai Girta Hai.,.? .kiya . . .kamino Icecream:shaved_ice: .?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu. Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arbaz khan is making a sequel of Dabanng . . Starring: Emran Hashmi & Mallika Sherawat . . . .. Movie name : Palang
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ladki coke pi rahi thi, achanak us me se 1 MACHHAR nikla Macchar bola : MAA. Ladki:Mein teri maa nahi hu. Machhar:Aisa na bol maa, mein teri COKE se nikla hoon...
    • 10 years ago



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  • khuda kre he raat chand bn Kr aye . din ja ujala shaam bnkr aye kbhi door na ho aap k chehre se hsi. nya din Asia mahman bn kr aye
    • 10 years ago



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