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Adam Carolla Quotes 142
- Don’t do your best, do my best.
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- I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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- If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
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- Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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- My first car was a motorcycle.
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- I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
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- I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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- Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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- You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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- My motto is "more mystery, less history".
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- A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.
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- I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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- Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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- I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
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- I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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- I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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- I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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- I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.
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- I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
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- I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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