Adam Sandler Quotes, Dad Quotes, Kids Quotes

I choose to ignore hell in my life. When I was a little kid I asked my Dad "Am I going to go to hell?" because I'd heard about hell. And he said, "Nothing you're gonna do will get you into hell." And so I got to ignore it.

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I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

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I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.

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I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

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I like sitting and writing with my buddies.

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I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

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He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

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I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

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I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

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The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.

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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

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My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

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I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

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Through my films I'm eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there, but I'm slowly letting pieces of myself out there and then maybe by the time I'm 85, I'll look back and say, 'All right, that about sums it up.

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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.

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I never want movie theaters go away. It is the greatest time out on the town. You go out, it's a great place to go, great location, great hang, great date, good place to be with friends. But as an actor who works hard at making movies, I am glad that no matter what people can see your movie on. It's hard to keep a theater for long time; there are so many movies, so when you leave a theater, you're just glad there's a life for your movie.

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Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

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If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'

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Put on your yarmulkahHere comes HannukahSo much funnukahTo celebrate Hannukah

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