Adam Sandler Quotes, Mother Quotes, Swear To God Quotes

My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a good one." I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve's not in it, she says, "Oh."

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My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

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The fact that you can see a movie at home, it's great. You're making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that's nice.

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Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.

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I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say You wanna get some ice-cream? he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick.

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I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect.

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I don't know what drives me to succeed.

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I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.

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Put on your yarmulkahHere comes HannukahSo much funnukahTo celebrate Hannukah

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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

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Me and Fred Wolf wrote the movie [ Grown Ups]. The whole idea was about putting together old friends that get to hang out for a weekend.

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One night I couldn't sleep. It was like 2:00 in the morning. I was thinking, 'What can I do?' I'm watching TV. I'm like, 'Let me do something else.' I'm not going to fall asleep for a few hours. What are my hobbies? There was the masturbation option. I skipped that because just knowing my kids are down the hall I felt psychotic. So, I went with watching more TV. I couldn't come up with anything. I was going, 'God, read a book.' Then I was like this, 'Where do I keep the books?' I've got nothing to do but watch TV.

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I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

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Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy.

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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

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I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.

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I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

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When I was a kid you always heard about the Israeli army and you always heard about this tiny little country and how everyone around them wants them gone, and every time somebody comes after them they take care of business. And so as a Jewish kid you were proud of that.

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I've always wanted to do a family movie.

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