Adam Sandler Quotes, Nice Quotes, Kids Quotes

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

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You've just got to give yourself time - that's good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you're good at and what you're not good at.

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I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.

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Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

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I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

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Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.

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I bought my parents some stuff. That feels kind of good to be able to do that. I got them a place in Florida. I think I'm allowed to say that - I hope my dad doesn't get mad at me. But I don't spend money on myself. I don't like myself enough yet. But the people I love, I like spending the cash on them.

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My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

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It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

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I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

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Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

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I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

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Girls are soft and pretty.

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How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.

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If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and David Spade would be funnier at than me, I tell them to do it. I don't have any clue how we decide. There's this thing, this "Click", actually, one of my friends called me up, my partner told me about this idea that Steve Koren had. Steve Koren, by the way, the guy who wrote it with Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren I've known since I was 22. He was a page at Saturday Night Live.

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I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

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I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.

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I'm getting older, and it happens. You don't care as much. I don't care about too much anymore. I've got to think about that a little bit.

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