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I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

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I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to rest, and I was constantly trying to say something stupid to get a reaction. But I like doing these movies. You can do it in front of the camera and then it's over. I don't have to worry about being in front of too many people.

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The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it. I wake up thinking about. I'm trying to do the right thing. With the amount of money I have, it's difficult to raise children the way I was raised. But I took away the west and north wing of the house for those guys. So, they're not allowed in there.

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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.

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I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

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Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

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I'm getting older, and it happens. You don't care as much. I don't care about too much anymore. I've got to think about that a little bit.

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I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.

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We [ with Andy Samberg] knew each other for the last few years, our names are similar, our looks are a little bit similar, and our backgrounds are similar. The Judaism is quite similar.

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I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.

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I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

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Through my films I'm eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there, but I'm slowly letting pieces of myself out there and then maybe by the time I'm 85, I'll look back and say, 'All right, that about sums it up.

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The toughest part is that when your kid's upset, you're upset. You're rocked until they're not upset. Even when they're not upset, you're like, "I hope that doesn't happen, down the line." You're always nervous because you want your kid to be happy.

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My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

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Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

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My father wasn't perfect. He had a temper. I took some of that. He would snap, but the older he got, he started calming down. He learned about life, but the thing that he taught my whole family was that family was the most important thing and, no matter what, if a family member needs you, you go and help them out; you get there.

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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.

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I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

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When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

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