Al Yankovic Quotes, Watches Quotes, Bases Quotes

I don't watch anything on a regular basis - I tend to binge-watch things.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Watches Quotes , Bases Quotes

It's hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don't have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Artist Quotes , Mad Quotes

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Relationship Quotes , Towers Quotes

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Blue Quotes , Shoes Quotes

I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Song Quotes , Hands Quotes

There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Cutting Quotes , Guy Quotes

I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Girl Quotes , Hair Quotes

I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Nerd Quotes

Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Suicide Quotes , Blow Quotes

The music has always been my bread and butter, and I've focused more of my attention on that.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Attention Quotes , Bread Quotes

You fake something until you're good at it.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Fake People Quotes , People Quotes

In the '80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV. Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they're not all good!

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Mtv Quotes , Games Quotes

I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this up?" [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Laughing Quotes

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Political Quotes , Paper Quotes

Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Velvet Quotes

That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Reading Quotes , Kids Quotes

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Art Quotes , Wrestling Quotes

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Tongue Quotes , Bathroom Quotes

I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys; they're some of the best musicians you're likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It's amazing.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Nice Quotes , Rap Quotes

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Relationship Quotes , Problem Quotes