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There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.

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He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.

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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world - even shows that haven't been on the air for a very long time, that's going to be harder to pull off.

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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

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I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.

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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.

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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!

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I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

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It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I've ever done, so it's a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.

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You don't need to be defined by your job.

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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

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I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I'll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points, and then I'll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.

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There aren't that many superstars around anymore.

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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

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By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

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