Al Yankovic Quotes, Blue Quotes, Shoes Quotes

You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.

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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most "serious" acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.

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Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

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My wife went off with Elvis.

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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.

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I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!

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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

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My process for the parodies is that I get an idea for a song and then get approval from the artist and then go in and record it and probably try to get it out as soon as possible.

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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

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I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go "Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'"

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I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover.

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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.

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Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.

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There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

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As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it's been a huge promotional tool for me.

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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.

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When I started out, I didn't feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I'm accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.

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I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

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You don't need to be defined by your job.

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