Al Yankovic Quotes, People Quotes, Giving Quotes

People say releasing an album is like giving birth, but it’s more like having a gallbladder operation.

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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

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How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.

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Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.

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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak. Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.

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I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.

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A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.

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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.

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I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it's very difficult to figure out where I fit.

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As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it's been a huge promotional tool for me.

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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

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There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

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I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life.

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I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the "Letters and Tomatoes" column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.

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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

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My own personal tastes don't really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that, I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I'm working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life. So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.

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