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Hardly a man in the world has an opinion upon morals, political, or religion which he got otherwise than through his associations and sympathies.

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The English are mentioned in the Bible; Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

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Don't go to sleep, so many people die there.

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When grown-up persons indulge in practical jokes, the fact gauges them. They have lived narrow, obscure, and ignorant lives, and at full manhood they still retain and cherish a job lot of left-over standards and ideals that would have been discarded with their boyhood if they had then moved out into the world and a broader life.

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It's not the parts of the Bible I don't know that worries me...it's the parts that I do.

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I think a compliment ought always to precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and insures for the complaint a courteous and gentle reception.

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from the beginning of my sojourn in this world there was a persistent vacancy in me where the industry ought to be. (Ought to was is better, perhaps, though the most of the authorities differ as to this.

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Wilson stopped and stood silent. Inattention dies a quick and sure death when a speaker does that.

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There isn't anything so grotesque or so incredible that the average human being can't believe it.

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A wanton waste of projectiles.

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If there is one thing that is really cheerful in the world, it is cheerfulness. I have noticed it often. And I have noticed that when a man is right down cheerful, he is seldom unhappy for the time being. Such is the nature of man.

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Man is without doubt the most interesting fool there is. He concedes that God made the angels immune from pain and death, and that he could have been similarly kind to man, but denies that he was under any moral obligation to do so.

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To eat is human, to digest, divine

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Kindness is a language herd by deaf men and felt by blind men.

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The critic's symbol should be the tumble-bug: he deposits his egg in somebody else's dung, otherwise he could not hatch it.

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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

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You are a coward when you even seem to have backed down from a thing you openly set out to do

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It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

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Never run after you own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?

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Yes - en I's rich now, come to look at it. I owns myself, en I's wuth eight hund'd dollars. I wisht I had de money, I wouldn' want no mo'.

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