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The old saw says - 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Experience knows better; experience says, If you want to convince do it yourself.

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All of us contain Music & Truth, but most of us can't get it out.

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Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything

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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. To live a fulfilled life, we need to keep creating the "what is next", of our lives. Without dreams and goals there is no living, only merely existing, and that is not why we are here.

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It takes some little time to accept and realize the fact that while you have been growing old, your friends have not been standing still, in that matter.

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Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death!

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The Church worked hard at it night and day during nine centuries and imprisoned, tortured, hanged, and burned whole hordes and armies of witches, and washed the Christian world clean with their foul blood. Then it was discovered that there was no such thing as witches, and never had been. One doesn't know whether to laugh or to cry. Who discovered that there was no such thing as a witch - the priest, the parson? No, these never discover anything.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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What work I have done I have done because it has been play. If it had been work I shouldn't have done it.

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A mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top.

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Every one knew he could foretell wars and famines, though that was not so hard, for there was always a war, and generally a famine somewhere.

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When angry, count to a hundred.

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A man's first duty is to his own conscience and honor; the party and country come second to that, and never first.

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The two Testaments are interesting, each in its own way. The Old one gives us a picture of these people's Deity as he was before he got religion, the other one gives us a picture of him as he appeared afterward.

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A little starvation can really do more for the average sick man than can the best medicines and the best doctors.

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Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.

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What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense.

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Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

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Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

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