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A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

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What's your name?" "Becky Thatcher. What's yours? Oh, I know. It's Thomas Sawyer." "That's the name they lick me by. I'm Tom when I'm good. You call me Tom, will you?" "Yes

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She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.

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A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

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If one is honest there is no need to remember.

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I'm in favor of progress; it's change I don't like.

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No one is willing to acknowledge a fault in himself when a more agreeable motive can be found for the estrangement of his acquaintances.

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From the dome of St. Peter's one can see every notable object in Rome... He can see a panorama that is varied, extensive, beautiful to the eye, and more illustrious in history than any other in Europe.

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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

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I don't want my girl to be so skinny she can knife me with her knee.

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A religion that comes of thought, and study, and deliberate conviction, sticks best. The revivalized convert who is scared in the direction of heaven because he sees hell yawn suddenly behind him, not only regains confidence when his scare is over, but is ashamed of himself for being scared, and often becomes more hopelessly and malignantly wicked than he was before.

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Every man is wholly honest to himself and to God, but not to any one else.

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A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was gitting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful.

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Sometimes people do get hurt

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When a man arrives at great prosperity God did it: when he falls into disaster he did it himself.

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It is easier for a cannibal to enter the Kingdom of Heaven through the eye of a rich man's needle that it is for any other foreigner to read the terrible German script.

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I never write "metropolis" for seven cents when I can write "city" and get paid the same.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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In Austria an editor who can write well is valuable, but he is not likely to remain so unless he can handle a sabre with charm.

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He was sunshine most always-I mean he made it seem like good weather.

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