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We can't reach old age by another man's road.

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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

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Now when I had mastered the language of this water, and had come to know every trifling feature that bordered the great river as familiarly as I knew the letters of the alphabet, I had made a valuable acquisition. But I had lost something, too. I had lost something which could never be restored me while I lived. All the grace, the beauty, the poetry, had gone out of the majestic river!

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George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.

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Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.

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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

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My interest in my work dies a sudden and violent death when the work is done.

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It was the schoolboy who said, ""Faith is believing what you know ain't so.""

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I know the look of an apple that is roasting and sizzling on the hearth on a winter's evening, and I know the comfort that comes of eating it hot, along with some sugar and a drench of cream... I know how the nuts taken in conjunction with winter apples, cider, and doughnuts, make old people's tales and old jokes sound fresh and crisp and enchanting.

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Optimist: day-dreamer in his small clothes.

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It is my custom to keep on talking until I get the audience cowed.

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It shames the average man to be valued below his own estimate of his worth.

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But old fools is the biggest fools there is.

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It is a mystery that is hidden from me by reason that the emergency requiring the fathoming of it hath not in my life-days occurred, and so, not having no need to know this thing, I abide barren of the knowledge.

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He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

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Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

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I can't do no literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and looking around for a defendant.

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Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness.

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If your only tool is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.

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Whenever the human race assembles to a number exceeding four, it cannot stand free speech.

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