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It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right

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We get our morals from books. I didn't get mine from books, but I know that morals do come from books- theoretically at least.

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Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

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I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.

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There is not an acre of ground on the globe that is in possession of its rightful owner, or that has not been taken away from owner after owner, cycle afer cycle, by force and bloodshed.

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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

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When I take up one of Jane Austen's books ... I feel like a barkeep entering the kingdom of heaven. I know what his sensation would be and his private comments. He would not find the place to his taste, and he would probably say so.

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Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

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I have learned that human existence is essentially tragic. It is only the love of God, disclosed and enacted in Christ, that redeems the human tragedy and makes it tolerable. No, more than tolerable. Wonderful.

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If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill always came together, who would escape hanging? Framed in a more positive light, this tells us also that if we wish to accomplish a particular thing then we need to increase our level of desire for that thing and to create or seek out the opportunities and right environment for it to happen without fail.

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It's easy to endure adversity -- if it happens to someone else.

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I admire him, I frankly confess it; and when his time is come I shall buy a piece of the rope for a keepsake.

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You can never find a Christian who has acquired this valuable knowledge, this saving knowledge, by any process but the everlasting and all-sufficient 'people say.'

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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.

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One mustn't criticize other people on grounds where he can't stand perpendicular himself

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In love, you pay as you leave.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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Ignorance is not, not knowing something. It is knowing what isn't so.

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It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.

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