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A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

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Adam was the author of sin, and I wish he had taken out an international copyright on it.

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We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking. And out of it we get an aggregation which we consider a boon. Its name is public opinion. It is held in reverence. Some think it the voice of God.

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Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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It is hard enough luck being a monarch, without being a target also.

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I had longed to be a butterfly, and I was one at last. I attended private parties in sumptuous evening dress, simpered and aired my graces like a born beau, and polkaed and schoisched with a step peculiar to myself - and the kangaroo.

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Man never creates, he only recombines the lines and colors of his own existance.

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The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds.

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Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

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When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.

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Are you so unobservant as not to have found out that sanity and happiness are an impossible combination?

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To place man properly at the present time, he stands somewhere between the angels and the French.

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There ain't anything that is so interesting to look at as a place that a book has talked about.

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Denial is much more then an Egyptian River.

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I'm merely running some errands. This is now off the record.

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Monarchies, aristocracies, and religions are all based upon that large defect in your race - the individual's distrust of his neighbor, and his desire, for safety's or comfort's sake, to stand well in his neighbor's eye. These institutions will always remain, and always flourish, and always oppress you, affront you, and degrade you, because you will always be and remain slaves of minorities. There was never a country where the majority of the people were in their secret hearts loyal to any of these institutions.

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Never run after you own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?

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One can enjoy a rainbow without necessarily forgetting the forces that made it.

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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

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