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I don't want no better book than what your face is.

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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.

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Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.

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The government is merely a servant―merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.

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A good legible label is usually worth, for information, a ton of significant attitude and expression in a historical picture.

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Once I talked to the inmates of an insane asylum in Hartford. I have talked to idiots a thousand times, but only once to the insane.

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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

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A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.

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If ever you've been down in the dumps, hear these iconic authors share with you more than their writing wisdom.

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He does not care for flowers. Calls them rubbish, and cannot tell one from another, and thinks it is superior to feel like that.

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A man may plan as much as he wants to, but nothing of consequence is likely to come of it until the magician circumstance steps in and takes the matter off his hands.

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I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.

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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

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I've dealt with many crises in my life, but few will ever happen.

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A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

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Learning softeneth the heart and breedeth gentleness and charity.

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The old saw says - 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Experience knows better; experience says, If you want to convince do it yourself.

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...fry me an optimist for breakfast.

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When even the brightest mind in our world has been trained up from childhood in a superstition of any kind, it will never be possible for that mind, in its maturity, to examine sincerely, dispassionately, and conscientiously any evidence or any circumstance which shall seem to cast a doubt upon the validity of that superstition. I doubt if I could do it myself.

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When in doubt tell the truth. It will confound your enemies and astound your friends.

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