Mark Twain Quotes, War Quotes, Animal Quotes

Man is the only animal that deals in that atorcity of atrocities, War. He is the only one that gathers his brethren about him and goes forth in cold blood and calm pulse to exterminate his kind.

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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.

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Honest poverty is a gem that even a king might be proud to call his own - but I wish to sell out

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Beautiful credit! The foundation of modern society.

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Being made merely in the image of God but not otherwise resembling him enough to be mistaken by anybody but a very near sighted person.

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Whatever thing men call great, look for it in Joan of Arc, and there you will find it.

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The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.

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Geniuses are people who dash off weird, wild, incomprehensible poems with astonishing facility, & then go & get booming drunk & sleep in the gutter. Genius elevates a man to ineffable speres [sic] far above the vulgar world, & fills his soul with a regal contempt for the gross & sordid things of earth. It is probably on account of this that people who have genius do not pay their board, as a general thing.

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When ill luck begins, it does not come in sprinkles, but in showers.

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To get the full value of joy You must have someone to divide it with. After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.

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I was exceedingly delighted with the waltz, and also with the polka. These differ in name, but there the difference ceases

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All emotion is involuntary when genuine.

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She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot

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Rise early. It is the early bird that catches the worm. Don't be fooled by this absurd law; I once knew a man who tried it. He got up at sunrise and a horse bit him.

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In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race - never quite sane in the night.

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To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

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Good judgement is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgement.

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All I say is, kings is kings, and you got to make allowances. Take them all around, they're a mighty ornery lot. It's the way they're raised.

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Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close.

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