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To do right is wonderful. To teach others to do right is even more wonderful--and much easier.

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Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employs a million.

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It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

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You may say organize, organize, organize; but there may be so much organization that it will interfere with the work to be done.

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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next.

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My experience with horses is that they never throw away a chance to go lame.

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Happiness ain't a thing in itself - it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant.

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Who is this Renaissance? Where did he come from? Who gave him permission to cram the Republic with his execrable daubs?

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It is often the case that a man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one.

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You can't throw too much style into a miracle.

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I told that girl, in the kindest, gentlest way, that I could not consent to deliver judgment upon any one's manuscript, because an individual's verdict was worthless. It might underrate a work of high merit and lose it to the world, or it might overrate a trashy production and so open the way for its infliction upon the world. I said that the great public was the only tribunal competent to sit in judgment upon a literary effort, and therefore it must be best to lay it before that tribunal in the outset, since in the end it must stand or fall by that mighty court's decision any way.

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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

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What God lacks is convictions- stability of character. He ought to be a Presbyterian or a Catholic or something- not try to be everything.

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It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.

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We love old travelers: we love to hear them prate, drivel and lie; we love them for their asinine vanity, their ability to bore, their luxuriant fertility of imagination, their startling, brilliant, overwhelming mendacity.

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I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer.

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Difference between savage and civilized man: one is painted, the other gilded.

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Denial is much more then an Egyptian River.

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In prayer we call ourselves 'worms of the dust', but it is only on a sort of tacit understanding that the remark shall not be taken at par.

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Happiness ain't a thing in itself -it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant. And so, as soon as the novelty is over and the force of the contrast dulled, it ain't happiness any longer, and you have to get something fresh.

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