Mark Twain Quotes, Book Quotes, Autumn Quotes

In the ancient city of London, on a certain autumn day in the second quarter of the sixteenth century, a boy was born to a poor family of the name of Canty, who did not want him.

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

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Information appears to stew out of me naturally, like the precious otter of roses out of the otter.

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Heaven is the very last place to come to rest and don't you be afraid to bet on that!

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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.

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Go to bed early, get up early-this is wise.

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The altar cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next.

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All I care to know about a man is that he is a human being... he can't be any worse.

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Your friends may love you in private but your enemies will hate you in public.

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A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has gone out.

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Wheresoever she was, there was Eden.

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The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.

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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

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The xmas holidays have this high value: that they remind Forgetters of the Forgotten, & repair damaged relationships.

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What is the chief end of man?-to get rich. In what way?-dishonestly if we can; honestly if we must. Who is God, the one and only true? Money is God. Gold and Greenbacks and Stock-father, son, and ghosts of same, three persons in one; These are the true and only God, mighty and supreme.

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But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most, our one fellow and brother who most needed a friend yet had not a single one, the one sinner among us all who had the highest and clearest right to every Christian's daily and nightly prayers, for the plain and unassailable reason that his was the first and greatest need, he being among sinners the supremest?

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Congressman is the trivialist distinction for a full grown man.

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The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyranny

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I have stopped smoking now and then, for a few months at a time, but it was not on principle, it was only to show off; it was to pulverize those critics who said I was a slave to my habits and couldn't break my bonds.

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Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.

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