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You can't throw too much style into a miracle.

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Man proposes, but God blocks the game.

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Labor in loneliness is irksome.

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A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

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Too bad that youth is wasted on the young.

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It was the most earnest ambition I ever had....Not that I ever really wanted to be a preacher, but because it never occurred to me that a preacher could be damned. It looked like a safe job.

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It is a good thing to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

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I have been cautioned to talk but be careful not to say anything. I do not consider this a difficult task.

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I have seen an entire family lifted out of poverty and into affluence by the simple boon of a broken leg. I have had people come to me on crutches, with tears in their eyes, to bless this beneficient institution. In all my experiences of life, I have seen nothing so seraphic as the look that comes into a freshly mutilated man's face when he feels in his vest pocket with his remaining hand and finds his accident ticket all right.

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It was the schoolboy who said, ""Faith is believing what you know ain't so.""

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Who are we to create a heaven and hell for ourselves, excluding animals and plants in the bargain, just because we have the power to rationalize?

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Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.

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There has been only one Christian. They caught and curcified him-early.

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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.

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You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.

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Talking of patriotism, what humbug it is; it is a word which always commemorates a robbery.

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There isn't a Parallel of Latitude but thinks it would have been the Equator if it had had its rights.

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Canadian girls are so pretty it's a relief now and then to see a plain one.

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I felt it was my duty to praise all of God's works with fervent enthusiasm. At the same time I killed flies in my house in a spirit of hatred, exasperation and contempt. My praise to God for all his works was dishonest, the act of killing the fly was honest.

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