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Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you.

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My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest.

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I have achieved my seventy years in the usual way: by sticking strictly to a scheme of life which would kill anybody else... I will offer here, as a sound maxim, this: That we can't reach old age by another man's road.

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Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if I go to church, it gives me dysentery.

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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

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A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment, anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.

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The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.

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You may say organize, organize, organize; but there may be so much organization that it will interfere with the work to be done.

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The frankest and freest and privatest product of the human mind and heart is a love letter.

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Perhaps it will be simplest to throw away the tags and generalize India with one all-comprehensive name, as the Land of Wonders.

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Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink - under any circumstances.

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No real estate is permanently valuable but the grave.

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Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy.

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Go and surprise the whole country by doing something right.

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Are you so unobservant as not to have found out that sanity and happiness are an impossible combination?

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The gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it.

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It is not worth while to try to keep history from repeating itself, for man's character will always make the preventing of the repetitions impossible.

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Learn from the mistakes of others - you won't live long enough to make them all yourself. He's opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer him the position.

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In America, we hurry-which is well; but when the day's work is done, we go on thinking of losses and gains, we plan for the morrow, we even carry our business cares to bed with us...we burn up our energies with these excitements, and either die early or drop into a lean and mean old age at a time of life which they call a man's prime in Europe...What a robust people, what a nation of thinkers we might be, if we would only lay ourselves on the shelf occasionally and renew our edges!

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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

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