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Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned

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Men write many fine and plausible arguments in support of monarchy, but the fact remains that where every man has a voice, brutal laws are impossible

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People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.

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College is a place where a professor's lecture notes go straight to the students' lecture notes, without passing through the brains of either.

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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Every man is wholly honest to himself and to God, but not to any one else.

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

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The only certainties in life are death and taxes.

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I cannot keep from talking, even at the risk of being instructive.

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A Christian's first duty is to God. It then follows, as a matter of course, that it is his duty to carry his Christian code to the polls and vote them... If Christians should vote their duty to God at the polls, they would carry every election, and do it with ease... it would bring about a moral revolution that would be incalculably beneficent. It would save the country.

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All our acts, reasoned and unreasoned, are selfish

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As I slowly grow wise I briskly grow cautious.

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I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the other is, I don't know why.

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Good exercise for the heart: reach out and help your neighbor

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Ignorance, intolerance, egotism, self-assertion, opaque perception, dense and pitiful chuckle headedness - and an almost pathetic unconsciousness of it all, that is what I was at nineteen and twenty.

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The soul and substance of what customarily ranks as patriotism is moral cowardice -- and always has been.

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Sometimes I lifted a chicken that warn't roosting comfortable, and took him along. Pap always said, take a chicken when you get achance, because if you don't want him yourself you can easy find somebody that does, and a good deed ain't ever forgot. I never see papa when he didn't want the chicken himself, but that is what he used to say, anyway.

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I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

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When politics enter into municipal government, nothing resulting therefrom in the way of crimes and infamies is then incredible. It actually enables one to accept and believe the impossible.

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You feel mighty free and easy and comfortable on a raft.

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