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The very "marks" on the bottom of a piece of rare crockery are able to throw me into a gibbering ecstasy.

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The Book of Mormon is chloroform in print

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Well - Patriotism has its laws. And it also is a perfectly definite one, there are not vaguenesses about it. It commands that the brother over the border shall be sharply watched and brought to book every time he does us a hurt or offends us with an insult.

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There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.

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Go and surprise the whole country by doing something right.

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I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter.

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If there wasn't anything to find out, it would be dull. Even trying to find out and not finding out is just as interesting as trying to find out and finding out; and I don't know but more so.

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All generalizations are false, including this one.

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Man is the only animal that is cruel. It kills just for the sake of it.

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The community is eminently Portuguese - that is to say, it is slow, poor, shiftless, sleepy, and lazy.

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The reason most people don't go to church is because they've already been.

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A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.

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There isn't anything so grotesque or so incredible that the average human being can't believe it.

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No one is willing to acknowledge a fault in himself when a more agreeable motive can be found for the estrangement of his acquaintances.

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The election makes me think of a story of a man who was dying. He had only two minutes to live, so he sent for a clergyman and asked him, "Where is the best place to go to?" He was undecided about it. So the minister told him that each place had its advantages--heaven for climate, and hell for society.

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We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and it's efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read-

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I have traveled more than anyone else, and I have noticed that even the angels speak English with an accent.

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'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.

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Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed down-stairs one step at a time.

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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

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