Mark Twain Quotes, Outsiders Quotes, Measurement Quotes

the size of a misfortune is not determinable by an outsider’s measurement of it but only by the measurements applied to it by the person specially affected by it.

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There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.

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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.

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Don't wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not weep when she returns to her bitter reality

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When the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface

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Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.

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Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

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Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow.

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Use the right word, not its second cousin.

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There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

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Where are there are two desires in a man's heart he has no choice between the two but must obey the strongest, there being no such thing as free will in the composition of any human being that ever lived.

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What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

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There is not a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American.

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The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes we had brought from the wilds of America. They observed that we talked loudly at table sometimes. They noticed that we looked out for expenses and got what we conveniently could out of a franc, and wondered where in the mischief we came from. In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

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To be human is to have one's little modicum of romance secreted away in one's composition. One never ceases to make a hero of one's self, (in private,) during life, but only alters the style of heroism from time to time as the drifting years belittle certain gods of his admiration and raise up others in their stead.

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Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.

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You can't make a life over. Society wouldn't let you if you would.

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Everything human is pathetic

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Human beings seem to be a poor invention. If they are the noblest works of God where is the ignoblest?

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All you drunkards: Put down the intoxicating Vanity Metrics.

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