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The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.

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I have spent most of my life worrying about things that have never happened.

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The smallest minds and the selfishest souls and the cowardliest hearts that God makes.

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The public is the only critic whose judgment is worth anything at all.

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The motto stated a lie. If this nation has ever trusted in God, that time has gone by; for nearly half a century almost its entire trust has been in the Republican party and the dollar--mainly the dollar. I recognize that I am only making an assertion and furnishing no proof; I am sorry, but this is a habit of mine; sorry also that I am not alone in it; everybody seems to have this disease.

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One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a beautiful woman is after considerable acquaintance with her.

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If you've got a nice fresh corpse, fetch him out!

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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.

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In the laboratory there are no fustian ranks, no brummagem aristocracies; the domain of Science is a republic, and all its citizens are brothers and equals, its princes of Monaco and its stonemasons of Cromarty meeting, barren of man-made gauds and meretricious decorations, upon the one majestic level!

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Man is the only religious animal. In the Holy task of smoothing his brother's path to the happiness of heaven, he has turned the globe into a graveyard.

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I have been born more times than anybody except Krishna.

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To be satisfied with what one has; that is wealth. As long as one sorely needs a certain additional amount, that man isn't rich.

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The ability to find solutions to life's challenges is what makes us grow as a person.

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Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you.

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My heart goes out to anyone who is making his first appearance before an audience of human beings.

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I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

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The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it.

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Carlyle said 'a lie cannot live.' It shows that he did not know how to tell them.

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Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off them.

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