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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.

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Genius has no youth, but starts with the ripeness of age and old experience.

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the rumors of the White Sox demise are greatly exaggerated.

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Look at the mother of Washington! She raised a boy that could not tell a lie--could not tell a lie! But he never had any chance. It might have been different if he had belonged to the Washington Newspaper Correspondents' Club

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There are two reasons why anybody buys anything. The real reason, and the reason they give you.

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A gentleman is a man who can play the banjo, but doesn't.

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When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know.

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You know that kind of quiver that trembles around through you when you are seeing something so strange and enchanting and wonderful that it is just a fearful joy to be alive and look at it; and you know how you gaze, and your lips turn dry and your breath comes short, but you wouldn't be anywhere but there, not for the world.

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Humor is tragedy plus time.

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When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know have gone to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.

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Herschel removed the speckled tent-roof from the world and exposed the immeasurable deeps of space, dim-flecked with fleets of colossal suns sailing their billion-leagued remoteness.

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The southerner talks music.

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If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

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Carlyle said 'a lie cannot live.' It shows that he did not know how to tell them.

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My father was an amazing man. The older I got, the smarter he got.

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Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

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...the administration of the law can never go lax where every individual sees to it that it grows not lax in his own case, or in cases which fall under his eyes.

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Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.

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We take a natural interest in novelties, but it is against nature to take an interest in familiar things.

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There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.

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