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I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey.

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I don't believe there is anything in the whole earth that you can't learn in Berlin except the German language.

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The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.

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If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.

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Memories which someday will become all beautiful when the last annoyance that encumbers them shall have faded out of our minds.

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Low comedies are written for the drawing-room, the kitchen and the stable, and if you cut out the kitchen and the stable the drawing-room can't support the play by itself.

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In the small town of Hannibal, Missouri, when I was a boy, everybody was poor, but didn't know it; and everybody was comfortable and did know it.

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It is not what a man knows, but what he thinks of in time.

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I do not like work even when someone else is doing it.

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After a few months' acquaintance with European 'coffee' one's mind weakens, and his faith with it, and he begins to wonder if the rich beverage of home, with it's clotted layer of yellow cream on top of it, is not a mere dream after all, and a thing which never existed.

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Writing is the easiest thing in the world.... Just try it sometime. I sit up with a pipe in my mouth and a board on my knees and I scribble away.

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The world doesn't owe you anything. It was here first.

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A little lie can travel half way 'round the world while Truth is still lacing up her boots.

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She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot

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So avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also won't do in your essays. What you do today is important, because you are sacrificing a day of your life for it. Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

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Grown people everywhere are always likely to cling to the religion they were brought up in.

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There is not an acre of ground on the globe that is in possession of its rightful owner, or that has not been taken away from owner after owner, cycle afer cycle, by force and bloodshed.

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Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

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Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilt.

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