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The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds.

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Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.

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We have to keep our God placated with prayer, and even then we are never sure of him-how much higher and finer is the Indian's God...Our illogical God is all-powerful in name, but impotent in fact; the Great Spirit is not all-powerful, but does the very best he can for his injun and does it free of charge

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I couldn't bear to think about it; and yet, somehow, I couldn't think about nothing else.

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It is not in the least likely that any life has ever been lived which was not a failure in the secret judgment of the person who lived it.

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When an audience does not complain, it is a compliment, and when it does, it is a compliment, too, if unaccompanied by violence.

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Human Beings are the only animals that blush, or need to.

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The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

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Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

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Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy.

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If everyone was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes.

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Labor in loneliness is irksome.

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I like a good story well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself.

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Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

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Patriotism is usually the refuge of the scoundrel. He is the man who talks the loudest.

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When all is said and done, the one sole condition that makes spiritual happiness and preserves it is the absence of doubt.

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The symbol of the race ought to be a human being carrying an ax, for every human being has one concealed about him somewhere, and is always seeking the opportunity to grind it.

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What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

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Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if I go to church, it gives me dysentery.

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Travel is lethal to prejudice.

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