Mark Twain Quotes, Funny Quotes, Respect Quotes

Familiarity breeds contempt. How accurate that is. The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it.

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Pilgrim's Progress , about a man that left his family, it didn't say why. I read considerable in it now and then. The statements was interesting, but tough.

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Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better.

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The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten

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The secret of making progress is to get started.

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All men are ignorant, just on different subjects.

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A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.

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If to be interesting is to be uncommonplace, it is becoming a question, with me, if there are any commonplace people

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Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, and over these ideals they dispute-but they all worship money.

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There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

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I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever.

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The very "marks" on the bottom of a piece of rare crockery are able to throw me into a gibbering ecstasy.

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Adam and Eve entered the world naked and unashamed - naked and pure-minded. And no descendant of theirs has ever entered it otherwise. All have entered it naked, unashamed, and clean in mind. They entered it modest. They had to acquire immodesty in the soiled mind, there was no other way to get it. ... The convention mis-called "modesty" has no standard, and cannot have one, because it is opposed to nature and reason and is therefore an artificiality and subject to anyone's whim - anyone's diseased caprice.

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The difference between fiction and nonfiction is that fiction must be absolutely believable.

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Congress: America's only true criminal class.

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I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.

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The human being places sexual intercourse above all other joys, but leaves it out of his heaven.

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Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.

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... No photograph ever was good, yet, of anybody - hunger and thirst and utter wretchedness overtake the outlaw who invented it! It transforms into desperadoes the weakest of men; depicts sinless innocence upon the pictured faces of ruffians; gives the wise man the stupid leer of a fool, and the fool an expression of more than earthly wisdom.

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An author values a compliment even when it comes from a source of doubtful competency.

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