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Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.

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The only difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to be credible.

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Some people give their problems swimming lessons instead of drowning them.

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You can't keep a juvenile moral institution alive on two displays of its sash per year.

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Epitaphs are cheap, and they do a poor chap a world of good after he is dead, especially if he had hard luck while he was alive. I wish they were used more.

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Man is the only Patriot. He sets himself apart in his own country, under his own flag, and sneers at the other nations, and keeps multitudinous uniformed assassins on hand at heavy expense to grab slices of other people's countries, and keep them from grabbing slices of his. And in the intervals between campaigns he washes the blood off his hands and works for the universal brotherhood of man - with his mouth.

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The more you join with people in their joys and their sorrows, the more nearer and dearer they come to be to you.

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The reason most people don't go to church is because they've already been.

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If horses knew their strength we should not ride anymore.

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The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it.

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As a rule, we go about with masks, we go about looking honest, and we are able to conceal ourselves all through the day.

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Christianity will doubtless still survive in the earth ten centuries hence- stuffed and in a museum.

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There are several kinds of stories, but only one difficult kind-the humorous.

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Your road is everything that a road ought to be...and yet you will not stay in it half a mile, for the reason that little, seductive, mysterious roads are always branching out from it on either hand, and as these curve sharply also and hide what is beyond, you cannot resist the temptation to desert your own chosen path and explore them.

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We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking.

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I was a-trembling, because I'd got to decide, forever, betwixt two things, and I knowed it.

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

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The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race.

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One must travel, to learn. Every day, now, old Scriptural phrases that never possessed any significance for me before, take to themselves a meaning.

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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopt.

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