Mark Twain Quotes, Needs Quotes, Emergencies Quotes

It is a mystery that is hidden from me by reason that the emergency requiring the fathoming of it hath not in my life-days occurred, and so, not having no need to know this thing, I abide barren of the knowledge.

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I have attended operas, whenever I could not help it, for fourteen years now; I am sure I know of no agony comparable to the listening to an unfamiliar opera.

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I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.

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Let your joy be unconfined!

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There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.

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More than two hundred death penalties are gone from the law books, but the [biblical] texts that authorised them remain.

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We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks- if we agree with him.

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It is agreed, in this country, that if a man can arrange his religion so that it perfectly satisfies his conscience, it is not incumbent on him to care whether the arrangement is satisfactory to anyone else or not.

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All men are ignorant, just on different subjects.

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A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose.

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Indecency, vulgarity, obscenity - these are strictly confined to man; he invented them. Among the higher animals there is no trace of them. They hide nothing. They are not ashamed.

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Time cools, time clarifies; no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours. When you make a decision to "be" a particular way, you can count on change and external circumstances to come along which will challenge that decision. Remain vigilant after declaring a major decision and manage yourself in relationship to the goal. Set up structures that support you staying on target.

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Look at you in war...There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

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I don't believe any of you have ever read Paradise Lost, and you don't want to. That's something that you just want to take on trust. It's a classic ... something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

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The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make.

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[N]o country can be well governed unless its citizens as a body keep religiously before their minds that they are the guardians of the law and that the law officers are only the machinery for its execution, nothing more.

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Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

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Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

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Writing is the easiest thing in the world.... Just try it sometime. I sit up with a pipe in my mouth and a board on my knees and I scribble away.

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After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; ... I should be sorry to have that voice fall silent and pass out of my life.

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