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Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.

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Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute.

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The motto stated a lie. If this nation has ever trusted in God, that time has gone by; for nearly half a century almost its entire trust has been in the Republican party and the dollar--mainly the dollar. I recognize that I am only making an assertion and furnishing no proof; I am sorry, but this is a habit of mine; sorry also that I am not alone in it; everybody seems to have this disease.

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Marriage -- yes, it is the supreme felicity of life. I concede it. And it is also the supreme tragedy of life. The deeper the love the surer the tragedy. And the more disconsolating when it comes.

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Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more.

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The modern patriotism, the true patriotism, the only rational patriotism is loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it.

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Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.

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Men are easily dealt with--but when you get the women started, you are in for it, you know.

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The self taught man seldom knows anything accurately, and he does not know a tenth as much as he could have known if he had worked under teachers, and besides, he brags, and is the means of fooling other thoughtless people into going and doing as he himself has done.

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It is often the case that a man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one.

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To get the right word in the right place is a rare achievement.

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Eight grown Americans out of ten dread the coming of the Fourth, with its pandemonium and its perils, and they rejoice when it is gone-if still alive.

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Herschel removed the speckled tent-roof from the world and exposed the immeasurable deeps of space, dim-flecked with fleets of colossal suns sailing their billion-leagued remoteness.

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There are some natures which never grow large enough to speak out and say a bad act is a bad act, until they have inquired into the politics or the nationality of the man who did it.

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We were surprised how closely the cuckoo imitated the clock-and yet, of course, it could never have heard a clock.

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Two days overdue, THE WORLD'S WORK has not reached me. Pray make a note of this. I would rather not have to resort to violence.

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I thoroughly believe that any man who's got anything worthwhile to say will be heard if he only says it often enough.

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I was exceedingly delighted with the waltz, and also with the polka. These differ in name, but there the difference ceases

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Half of the results of a good intentions are evil; half the results of an evil intention are good.

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The real yellow peril: Gold.

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