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Slang in a woman's mouth is not obscene, it only sounds so.

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A sincere compliment is always grateful to a lady, so long as you don't try to knock her down with it.

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It were not best that we should all think alike.

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True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god.

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The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it.

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There are some natures which never grow large enough to speak out and say a bad act is a bad act, until they have inquired into the politics or the nationality of the man who did it.

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All men are ignorant, just on different subjects.

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Citizenship is what makes a republic - monarchies can get along without it.

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My experience with horses is that they never throw away a chance to go lame.

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If ever you've been down in the dumps, hear these iconic authors share with you more than their writing wisdom.

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Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals.

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It's my opinion that every one I know has morals, though I wouldn't like to ask. I know I have. But I'd rather teach them than practice them any day. "Give them to others"-that's my motto.

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Astonishing things can be done with the human memory if you will devote it faithfully to one particular line of business.

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Honesty is often the best policy, but sometimes the appearance of it is worth six of it.

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The soul and substance of what customarily ranks as patriotism is moral cowardice -- and always has been.

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Denial is much more then an Egyptian River.

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Our Bible reveals to us the character of our god with minute and remorseless exactness... It is perhaps the most damnatory biography that exists in print anywhere. It makes Nero an angel of light and leading by contrast.

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God was left out of the Constitution, but was furnished a front seat in this nations currency. ("In God we Trust") is a lie, this nations trust has always been with the dollar.

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The castle-building habit, the day-dreaming habit - how it grows! what a luxury it becomes; how we fly to its enchantments at every idle moment, how we revel in them, steep our souls in them, intoxicate ourselves with their beguiling fantasies - oh, yes, and how soon and how easily our dream-life and our material life become so intermingled and so fused together that we can't quite tell which is which, anymore.

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What a world of trouble those who never marry escape! There are many happy matches, it is true, and sometimes "my dear," and "my love" come from the heart; but what sensible bachelor, rejoicing in his freedom and years of discretion, will run the tremendous risk?

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