Mark Twain Quotes, Religious Quotes, Disrespect Quotes

Irrevence is another person's disrespect to your god; there isn't any word that tells what your disrespect to his god is.

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She kept up her compliments, and I kept up my determination to deserve them or die.

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No church property is taxed and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit.

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Prohibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places, and does not cure it or even diminish it.

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What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

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My axiom is, to succeed in business: avoid my example.

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I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

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Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is.

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If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.

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College is a place where a professor's lecture notes go straight to the students' lecture notes, without passing through the brains of either.

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By common consent of all the nations and all the ages the most valuable thing in this world is the homage of men, whether deserved or undeserved.

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There are people who think that honesty is always the best policy. This is a superstition. There are times when the appearance of it is worth six of it.

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All large political doctrines are rich in difficult problems - problems that are quite above the average citizen's reach. And that is not strange, since they are also above the reach of the ablest minds in the country; after all the fuss and all the talk, not one of those doctrines has been conclusively proven to be the right one and the best.

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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.

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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

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A mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top.

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France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.

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To gnaw on is human, towards digest, divine.

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Conformity—the natural instinct to passively yield to that vague something recognized as authority.

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Each man is afraid of his neighbor's disapproval - a thing which, to the general run of the human race, is more dreaded than wolves and death.

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