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A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose.

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What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety.

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Crowds stand around all day long and criticise that bridge, and find fault with it, and tell with unlimited frankness how it ought to have been planned, and how they would have built it had the city granted them the $14,000 it cost. It is really refreshing to hang around these and listen to them. A foreigner would come to the conclusion that all America was composed of inspired professional bridge builders.

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He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue.

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To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government and the sure and gradual deterioration of the public morals.

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It has always been a peculiarity of the human race that it keeps two sets of morals in stock-the private and the real, and the public and the artificial.

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There has been only one Christian. They caught and curcified him-early.

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Priapism is what happens when someone gets strangulated to the point of hypoxia.

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I have not professionally dealt in truth. Many when they come to die have spent all the truth that was in them, and enter the next world as paupers. I have saved up enough to make an astonishment there.

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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That optimist of yours is always ready to turn hell's backyard into a play-ground.

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I know the look of an apple that is roasting and sizzling on the hearth on a winter's evening, and I know the comfort that comes of eating it hot, along with some sugar and a drench of cream... I know how the nuts taken in conjunction with winter apples, cider, and doughnuts, make old people's tales and old jokes sound fresh and crisp and enchanting.

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I admire him, I frankly confess it; and when his time is come I shall buy a piece of the rope for a keepsake.

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Troubles are only mental; it is the mind that manufactures them, and the mind can gorge them, banish them, abolish them.

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How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!

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You don't know about me, without you have read a book by the name of 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer,' but that ain't no matter. That book was made by a Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly.

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I begin to see that a man's got to be in his own heaven to be happy.

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Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth $4 a minute.

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Every time I reform in one direction I go overboard in another.

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But it was ever thus, all through my life: whenever I have diverged from custom and principle and uttered a truth, the rule has been that the hearer hadn't strength of mind enough to believe it.

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