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There is a sumptuous variety about the New England weather... In the spring I have counted one hundred and twenty-six different kinds of weather inside of four and twenty hours.

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I am an anti-imperialist. I am opposed to having the eagle put its talons on any other land.

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Rags, wretchedness, poverty and dirt, those signs and symbols that indicate the presence of [Muslim] rule more surely than the crescent-flag itself, abound.

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Experience of life (not of books) is the only capital usable in such a book as you have attempted; one can make no judicious use of this capital while it is new.

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If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.

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I never did a thing in all my life, virtuous or otherwise that I didn't repent of within twenty-four hours.

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Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

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It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday.

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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.

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There is no such thing as a new idea. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope.

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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

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Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.

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The report of my illness grew out of his (James Clemens) illness. The report of my death was an exaggeration.

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I do not like work even when someone else is doing it.

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Success is a journey, not a destination. It requires constant effort, vigilance and reevaluation.

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It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

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He wa'n't no common dog, he wa'n't no mongrel; he was a composite. A composite dog is a dog that is made up of all the valuable qualities that's in the dog breed-kind of a syndicate; and a mongrel is made up of all riffraff that's left over.

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Conductor, when you receive a fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare. A blue trip slip for an eight-cent fare, A buff trip slip for a six-cent fare, A pink trip slip for a three-cent fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare! Punch, brothers! punch with care! Punch in the presence of the passenjare!

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Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death!

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A sincere compliment is always grateful to a lady, so long as you don't try to knock her down with it.

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