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I thoroughly believe that any man who's got anything worthwhile to say will be heard if he only says it often enough.

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the rumors of the White Sox demise are greatly exaggerated.

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It is easier for a cannibal to enter the Kingdom of Heaven through the eye of a rich man's needle that it is for any other foreigner to read the terrible German script.

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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.

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A powerful agent is the right word: it lights the reader's way and makes it plain.

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There is nothing more awe-inspiring than a miracle except the credulity that can take it at par.

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What a lumbering poor vehicle prose is for the conveying of a great thought! ... Prose wanders around with a lantern & laboriously schedules & verifies the details & particulars of a valley & its frame of crags & peaks, then Poetry comes, & lays bare the whole landscape with a single splendid flash.

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Missionarying was a better thing in those days than it is in ours. All you had to do was to cure the head savage´s sick daughter by a miracle- a miracle like the miracle of Lourdes in our day, for instance- and immediately that head savage was your convert, and filled to the eyes with a new convert´s enthusiasm. You could sit down and make yourself easy now. He would take the ax and convert the rest of the nation himself.

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Human nature is the same everywhere; it deifies success, it has nothing but scorn for defeat.

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When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky, because everything there happens 20 years after it happens anywhere else.

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They spell it da Vinci and pronounce it da Vinchy. Foreigners always spell better than they pronounce.

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It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing - I used to be a good boy.

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Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.

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Good wine needs no bush; a jug is the thing.

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Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.

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I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way.

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What, then, is the true Gospel of consistency? Change. Who is the really consistent man? The man who changes. Since change is the law of his being, he cannot be consistent if he stick in a rut.

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We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks- if we agree with him.

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I am a democrat only on principle, not by instinct, nobody is that. Doubtless some people say they are, but this world is grievously given to lying.

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Priapism is what happens when someone gets strangulated to the point of hypoxia.

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