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I am not given to exaggeration, and when I say a thing I mean it.

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Life is but a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream.

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Talking of patriotism, what humbug it is; it is a word which always commemorates a robbery.

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I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.

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Let us save the tomorrows for work.

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If you've got a nice fresh corpse, fetch him out!

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There is not a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American.

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Christianity will doubtless still survive in the earth ten centuries hence- stuffed and in a museum.

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Indeed, none but the Deity can tell what is good luck and what is bad before the returns are all in.

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If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be — a Christian.

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Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are God's jokes.

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Eventually, I sickened of people, myself included, who didn't think enough of themselves to make something of themselves- people who did only what they had to and never what they could have done. I learned from them the infected loneliness that comes at the end of every misspent day. I knew I could do better.

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What is there in Rome for me to see that others have not seen before me? What is there for me to touch that others have not touched? What is there for me to feel, to learn, to hear, to know, that shall thrill me before it pass to others? What can I discover?--Nothing. Nothing whatsoever. One charm of travel dies here.

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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.

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It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.

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He is now rising from affluence to poverty.

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Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

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Priapism is what happens when someone gets strangulated to the point of hypoxia.

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A man accustomed to American food and American domestic cookery would not starve to death suddenly in Europe, but I think he would gradually waste away, and eventually die.

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We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles.

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