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I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

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The catfish is Plenty good enough fish for anyone

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I'm a very old man. I've had lots of problems. Most of them never happened..!

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A pilot must have a memory developed to absolute perfection. But there are two higher qualities which he also must have. He must have good and quick judgment and decision, and a cool, calm courage that no peril can shake.

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Virtue has never been as respectable as money.

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The introduction of homeopathy forced the old school doctor to stir around and learn something of a rational nature about his business. You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths to destroy it.

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If horses knew their strength we should not ride anymore.

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So much blood has been shed by the Church because of an omission from the Gospel: “Ye shall be indifferent as to what your neighbor's religion is.” Not merely tolerant of it, but indifferent to it. Divinity is claimed for many religions; but no religion is great enough or divine enough to add that new law to its code.

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Education that consists in learning things and not the meaning of them is feeding upon the husks and not the corn

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In my nostrils still lives the breath of flowers that perished twenty years ago.

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....try the mustard, - a man can't know what turnips are in perfection without mustard.

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There is no accounting for human beings.

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No man, deep down in the privacy of his heart, has any considerable respect for himself.

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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.

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There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth.

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The world has corrected the Bible. The church never corrects it; and also never fails to drop in at the tail of the procession-and take the credit of the correction.

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Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.

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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.

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The piano may do for love-sick girls who lace themselves to skeletons, and lunch on chalk, pickles and slate pencils, but give me the banjo.

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