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A man may have no bad habits and have worse

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If I had more time, I would have written less.

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It is a wise child that knows its own father, and an unusual one that unreservedly approves of him.

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close.

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One learns peoples through the heart, not the eyes or the intellect.

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Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

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We all know about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster. It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.

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Man proposes, but God blocks the game.

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Denial is much more then an Egyptian River.

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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.

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Great things can happen when you don't care who gets the credit.

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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.

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He was endowed with a stupidity which by the least little stretch would go around the globe four times and tie.

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The average American's simplest and commonest form of breakfast consists of coffee and beefsteak.

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Old habits cannot be thrown out the upstairs window. They have to be coaxed downstairs one step at a time.

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A woman springs a sudden reproach upon you which provokes a hot retort, and then she will presently ask you to apologize.

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The waves most washed me off the raft sometimes, but I hadn't any clothes on, and didn't mind.

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Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either occasion.

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What is there in Rome for me to see that others have not seen before me? What is there for me to touch that others have not touched? What is there for me to feel, to learn, to hear, to know, that shall thrill me before it pass to others? What can I discover?--Nothing. Nothing whatsoever. One charm of travel dies here.

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A wanton waste of projectiles.

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