Mark Twain Quotes, Soul Quotes, Unendurable Quotes

The exquisitely bad is as satisfying to the soul as the exquisitely good. Only the mediocre is unendurable.

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I like the truth sometimes, but I don't care enough for it to hanker after it.

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I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.

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Guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke.

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It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

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Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.

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A better idea than my own is to listen.

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It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog.

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Too much is just enough.

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The North thinks it knows how to make corn bread, but this is a gross superstition. Perhaps no bread in the world is quite as good as Southern corn bread, and perhaps no bread in the world is quite as bad as the Northern imitation of it.

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Frankenstein took some flesh and bones and blood and made a man out of them; the man ran away and fell to raping and robbing and murdering everywhere, and Frankenstein was horrified and in despair, and said, I made him, without asking his consent, and it makes me responsible for every crime he commits. I am the criminal, he is innocent.

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Golden rule: Made of hard metal so it could stand severe wear, it not being known at that time that butter would answer.

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Good wine needs no bush; a jug is the thing.

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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove lid again and that is well but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.

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A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

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Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

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One day man by the slow processes of evolution shall develop into something really fine and high - some billions of years hence, say.

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First catch your Boer, then kick him.

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I played Chess with him and would have beaten him sometimes only he always took back his last move, and ran the game out differently

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Adam did not want the apple for the apple's sake; he wanted it because it was forbidden.

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