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Adam was not alone in the Garden of Eden, however, and does not deserve all the credit; much is due to Eve, the first woman, and Satan, the first consultant.

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Always do what's right. That will gratify some and surprise the rest.

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Kings cannot ennoble thee, thou good, great soul, for One who is higher than kings hath done that for thee; but a king can confirm thy nobility to men.

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I played Chess with him and would have beaten him sometimes only he always took back his last move, and ran the game out differently

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Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.

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Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if I go to church, it gives me dysentery.

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Ah, that shows you the power of music, that magician of magician, who lifts his wand and says his mysterious word and all things real pass away and the phantoms of your mind walk before you clothed in flesh.

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Every time I reform in one direction I go overboard in another.

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It is noble to teach oneself; it is still nobler to teach others.

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I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

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Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.

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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

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That optimist of yours is always ready to turn hell's backyard into a play-ground.

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An inglorious peace is better than a dishonorable war.

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All saints can do miracles, but few of them can keep a hotel.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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When the doctrine of allegiance to party can utterly up-end a man's moral constitution and make a temporary fool of him besides, what excuse are you going to offer for preaching it, teaching it, extending it, perpetuating it? Shall you say, the best good of the country demands allegiance to party? Shall you also say it demands that a man kick his truth and his conscience into the gutter, and become a mouthing lunatic, besides?

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Custom is custom: it is built of brass, boiler-iron, granite; facts, reasonings, arguments have no more effect upon it than the idle winds have upon Gibraltar.

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I'm the only person who has ever found the right way to build an autobiography.

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