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Indeed, none but the Deity can tell what is good luck and what is bad before the returns are all in.

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Let us save the tomorrows for work.

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The true and lasting genius of humour does not drag you thus to boxes labelled 'pathos,' 'humour,' and show you all the mechanism of the inimitable puppets that are going to perform. How I used to laugh at Simon Tapperwit, and the Wellers, and a host more! But I can't do it now somehow; and time, it seems to me, is the true test of humour. It must be antiseptic.

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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There is no such thing as material covetousness. All covetousness is spiritual. ...Any so-called material thing that you want is merely a symbol: you want it not for itself, but because it will content your spirit for the moment.

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And how moving is the eloquence of the untaught when it is the heart that is speaking!

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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There was a great difference in boats, of course. For a long time I was on a boat that was so slow we used to forget what year it was we left port in.

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The trouble with most of us is that we know too much that ain't so.

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Adam was the author of sin, and I wish he had taken out an international copyright on it.

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It is easier to manufacture seven facts out of whole cloth than one emotion.

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I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.

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Every man is in his own person the whole human race without a detail lacking....I knew I should not find in any philosophy a single thought which had not passed through my own head, nor a single thought which had not passed through the heads of millions and millions of men before I was born.

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Authorship is not a trade, it is an inspiration; authorship does not keep an office, its habitation is all out under the sky, and everywhere the winds are blowing and the sun is shining and the creatures of God are free.

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A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

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The work that is really a man's own work is play and not work at all.

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The report of my death was an exaggeration.

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There are two types of speakers: those that are nervous and those that are liars.

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The silent colossal National Lie that is the support and confederate of all the tyrannies and shams and inequalities and unfairnesses that afflict the peoples — that is the one to throw bricks and sermons at.

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All gods are better than their reputation.

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