Mark Twain Quotes, Men Quotes, Clothes Quotes

A group of men in evening clothes looks like a flock of crows, and is just about as inspiring.

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Therein lies the defect of revenge: it's all in the anticipation; the thing itself is a pain, not a pleasure; at least the pain is the biggest end of it.

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it, and the frog generally dies as a result.

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In early times some sufferer had to sit up with a toothache, and he put in the time inventing the German language.

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Like most people, I often feel mean, and act accordingly.

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Even popularity can be overdone. In Rome, along at first, you are full of regrets that Michelangelo died; but by and by, you only regret that you didn't see him do it.

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The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.

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Experience comes from bad judgment.

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No one is sane, straight along, year in and year out, and we all know it. Our insanities are of varying sorts, and express themselves in varying forms-fortunately harmless forms as a rule.

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There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.

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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

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The Impartial Friend: Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose pity and whose peace and whose refuge are for all--the soiled and the pure, the rich and the poor, the loved and the unloved.

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It is not in the least likely that any life has ever been lived which was not a failure in the secret judgment of the person who lived it.

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A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment, anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.

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One can enjoy a rainbow without necessarily forgetting the forces that made it.

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In love, you pay as you leave.

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there was no crime in unconscious plagiarism; that I committed it everyday, that he committed it everyday, that every man alive on earth who writes or speaks commits it every day and not merely once or twice but every time he open his mouth… there is nothing of our own in it except some slight change born of our temperament, character, environment, teachings and associations

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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

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I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

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The heart is the real fountain of youth.

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