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Never waste a lie; you never know when you may need it.

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The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: A disposition to eat, to drink, to smoke, to meet together convivially, to laugh, to joke, and tell indelicate stories— and mainly, a yearning to paint pictures.

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The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.

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When an honest writer discovers an imposition it is his simple duty to strip it bare and hurl it down from its place of honor, no matter who suffers by it; any other course would render him unworthy of the public confidence.

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I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

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If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.

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A sound heart is a surer guide than an ill-trained conscience.

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I hope all of us may eventually be together in everlasting peace and bliss -- except the inventor of the #‎ telephone .

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It now seems plain to me that that theory ought to be vacated in favor of a new and truer one...the Descent of Man from the Higher Animals.

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God only exhibits his thunder and lightning at intervals, and so they always command attention.

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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

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Great things can happen when you don't care who gets the credit.

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All I care to know about a man is that he is a human being... he can't be any worse.

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I fell in love with the most cordial and sociable city in the Union.

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I am only human, although I regret it.

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Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

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Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.

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Every year you wait, long ago gets farther away.

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When the doctrine of allegiance to party can utterly up-end a man's moral constitution and make a temporary fool of him besides, what excuse are you going to offer for preaching it, teaching it, extending it, perpetuating it? Shall you say, the best good of the country demands allegiance to party? Shall you also say it demands that a man kick his truth and his conscience into the gutter, and become a mouthing lunatic, besides?

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Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to each other. It will unriddle many riddles

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